General Musings

[Mikey]

Saw a programme about 'american daredevils.' There was a boy on called Spanky Spangler. This boy must be the worst daredevil going, total failure.

At no point was that ever going to be a success.

[Charlie Kelly]

Just for you guys, phone fixed at a cost of £79, warranty didn't cover it because of the amount of damage to the screen or some bullshit

[Picards Forehead]

Just for you guys, phone fixed at a cost of £79, warranty didn't cover it because of the amount of damage to the screen or some bullshit

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Warranty never covers a screen, because the phone companies are wise to ham fisted cunts like you

[Charlie Kelly]

seriously though I dropped my old HTC's a ridiculous number of times and it never got a scratch, one drop of the new iPhone and it practically fell to pieces. Scamming cunts.

[Edson Arantes 2Nascimento]

Never broke my phone's screen in the best part of two decades of having mobiles. Never owned an iphone either, coincidentally.

[Zizou]

seriously though I dropped my old HTC's a ridiculous number of times and it never got a scratch, one drop of the new iPhone and it practically fell to pieces. Scamming cunts.

Have you considering not dropping it?

[Roger H. Sterling]

Never broke my phone's screen in the best part of two decades of having mobiles. Never owned an iphone either, coincidentally.

Same. Never lost one either. Except when I lost it twice during my second year freshers week. Awkward phone call with the insurers when I had to make 2 claims in 48 hours.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Never lost one - except the twice you lost one? Seems legit

I've cracked a couple of screens in my time and had my phone stolen twice, all occasions aside from the most recent theft as the result of drunken high jinx. Easy come easy go

[Imaq]

My phone got ran over by a car a few months back.

Still works, but with a completely fucked up screen. Haven't bothered having it fixed.

[Mikey]

Had the same phone since 2009 and it's still going strong.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Had the same phone since 2009 and it's still going strong.

Along with your Debenham's purse; you're quite the high flyer, aren't you, Mikey?

[Mikey]

Along with your Debenham's purse; you're quite the high flyer, aren't you, Mikey?

My phone was cutting edge at the end of 2008

[Roger H. Sterling]

Never lost one - except the twice you lost one? Seems legit

I've cracked a couple of screens in my time and had my phone stolen twice, all occasions aside from the most recent theft as the result of drunken high jinx. Easy come easy go

It was an anomaly, I don't count it. Just remembered I've lost another one. Take back my claim.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

You're a king among insects, Roger. Never lost a phone, so long as you discount the 3 times you lost one

I'm fairly certain I lost a phone in a taxi once - I say lost, the taxi driver drove off with it. In fairness to him, it is a possibility that I gave him it as collateral, went in the house to get money to pay him and then forgot all about him and fell asleep. Still a thieving gypsy cunt

[Roger H. Sterling]

You're a king among insects, Roger. Never lost a phone, so long as you discount the 3 times you lost one

I'm fairly certain I lost a phone in a taxi once - I say lost, the taxi driver drove off with it. In fairness to him, it is a possibility that I gave him it as collateral, went in the house to get money to pay him and then forgot all about him and fell asleep. Still a thieving gypsy cunt

Hassle me for misremembering and here you're only "fairly certain" you lost one in a taxi. Dick.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Hassle me for misremembering and here you're only "fairly certain" you lost one in a taxi. Dick.

When I say 'fairly certain', I was using that as an opener to the big reveal that, in fact, the taxi driver had stolen it.

You're getting your hassle for sneering at folk for doing something you've been guilty of yourself

Indicates massive self-loathing issues IMO

[Sterling Archer]

I've been contacted about a job on LinkedIn.

I messaged back saying I'm quite happy where I am but to keep in touch about future opportunities.

She sent me a message back saying she'll send the role profile just in case I wanted to take a look.

Is it out of line for me to go back and ask pretty bluntly about the salary? I'm not really interested unless it's above a certain amount...

[Chrambo]

Nope, they're chasing you. There's maybe a way to do it more tactfully though, rather than just come straight out with it.

[Sterling Archer]

Should I send her this?